Well, RHOA lovers, that’s it! Seachild eight is in the have the right to and also, I need to admit, I’m a small sad. I was rather skeptical that Housewives still had anything left in the tank, but it surprised me. Both NeNe and Sheree went back via some amazing one-liners, Kim Fields prospered on me (and though I doubt she’ll be back, she stood for herself nicely), and tbelow was an excellent amount of drama, including that cringeworthy fight bordering Kim’s husband, Chris. All in all, I had actually a great time watching. Let’s gain into the final episode of the seaboy, shall we?

We start with NeNe joining the females on the couch, looking choose a frosty mug of warm cacao you’d get at a middle-school hocvital game. It is a ridiculous outfit and also I would choose to be baptized in it. She tells Andy Cohen that she needed time amethod from the craziness of the show, but she came ago because RHOA is her baby. She’s an OG and also might not let the other women run away with the show. The other woguys, including Kandi, roll their eyes, but NeNe is appropriate. She is the best star and also funniest perboy to come out of the show by much. It more than likely didn’t hurt NeNe to cash some Bravo checks while she’s out searching for her next TV duty.

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After Kandi leaves the couch to pump her boobs, we watch a video clip around Sheree and NeNe’s up-and-dvery own relationship. Mostly, it’s simply the females cussing and also dissing each other, flashing their insanely white teeth, and making use of the word “bitch” a lot. When the video ends, they’re prefer, “We’re friends.”

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Is that what friendship is? The real-life identical of a nasty YouTube comment? I guess so, but it also seems favor they put their differences aside, which is nice. Sure, they’re both still messy, yet they carry out seem brand-new and also enhanced. Unfortunately, I can’t say the exact same around Cynthia, who hella flip-flopped on her relationship through Kenya as soon as NeNe got back in the image. Sigh. I really desire to like Cyn, however then she does trifling stuff favor this and also I’m prefer, “Maybe you’re the worst perboy on the show?” Kenya might be a troublemaker and also Porsha plainly has actually rage concerns, however Cyn always tries to come off prefer she’s the peacemaker, the calm one, the one that is fair, then just switches her allegiances based upon that is sitting beside her. That is some trash that belongs in high college and on Big Brother. Anyway, Cyn says for once and also for all that she and also Kenya are close friends, yet not ideal friends — also though at Lake Lanier, she sassist they were besties. Whatever before, girl. I’m tired of this drama and the dumb mess via you and Peter. Just solve your life, boo, and also soptimal through the nonsense, a.k.a. being NeNe’s lacessential. Moving on.

Like I predicted weeks back, Kandi and also Phaedra are pretty a lot over. They are STILL talking about the money concern via Todd, which … why?! Phaedra simply needs to admit that she gets funny via money and also she doesn’t manage things professionally. I mean, I have to agree with Todd here. Yes, Phae was and also is going via a hard time via Apollo, however for her to act favor that means she couldn’t pay him? I don’t buy it. Did she have actually time to go to the save to buy hammocks, bapoint suits, and wig glue? Yes. That implies she had plenty of time to provide Todd checks that wouldn’t bounce, so he could acquire phelp for this garbage workout video that will certainly never before watch the light of day. Anyway, Todd curses Phaedra out throughout the reunion, which I’m type of okay via, and she and Kandi are done. Especially after Kandi admits that she believed Phaedra referred to as the Feds on her. Ouch. At leastern Phaedra still has actually Porsha.

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Sigh. Y’all understand just how I feel about Porsha. She is a warm mess and I think she must be off the present. She’s not married, not even in a relationship, and she’s constantly snatching wigs prefer she’s fighting for a 40” TV throughout a Black Friday sale. I’m happy she has actually that radio project and that she’s going to anger administration, yet she’s still not genuinely taking responsibility for her violence. Instead, she states she feels like she’s under push on the present. OH SHUT UP! All she has to execute is look warm, drink totally free booze, and also eat chicken kabobs in Jamaica. That’s not pressure; that’s a gahtdamn vacation. Take your #FirstWorldProblems and also obtain out my confront with this “woe is me” garbage. In closing, Porsha is constantly complaining, so I’m like:

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Let’s get to the best trouble I have actually with RHOA: the ignorant gay comments the women make all the moment. This leads to my favorite minute of the whole seachild, in which Andy lastly says this ugly mess around Chris’ sexuality is nopoint yet gay bashing. THANK YOU! I have to say that Andy has actually constantly tried to be neutral about the shenanigans, however I might check out the pain on his face as all the ladies were going back and forth about the rumors and also making snide comments around Chris’s masculinity. I really execute hope that Andy calling out everyone’s habits (other than for Cynthia, and also Kandi, who didn’t participate in the ugliness) will certainly make the women not only think around what they say later, but likewise speak treating homosexuality as an unfavorable. It’s not. That’s why I was so happy that the discussion finished via Chris speaking straight to his gay and also lesbian friends, apologizing on befifty percent of the women for the pain this totality scenario led to. Three cheers to Andy and also Chris.

My second favorite minute of this episode? When NeNe was criticizing Porsha for being violent all the moment and also Porsha goes, “But didn’t you choke someone?” And NeNe states, “If I did, I was smart sufficient not to do it on camera.”

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L to the O to the L. NeNe is the MVP of this seaboy and the MVP of my life. Sorry, mother and dad, however y’all didn’t teach me exactly how to choke a heaux on the down-low. Anyway, I had actually a blast recapping this season and also thanks to all 2175forals.com peeps who review them. Love you!

Alrighty, what did you think of the reunion and the seachild overall? Do you want Kim to come back? Anyone else sick of Porsha?